I swear to god I’m going to murder my little cousin I’m so done with her whiny baby boyfriend bullshit always blowing me up on facebook and fuckig fuck I hate cry baby ass people like shut the FUCK UP FUCKKKKKKKKK I HAVE A FUCKINGG BRUISE FROM PUNCHING THE WALL OVER THIS NO SHIT





dysfunctunal:

:/

In lub

This makes me so calm

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass




better-than-kanye-bitchh:

when you get into a fight with your mom and your dad doesn’t take your side



peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite



  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?


lewcat:

Joyce Manor - Falling In Love Again